Day 8: What Not to Do Abroad

After a week with 8 students, I have come away with a few tips. More accurately, what one should not do while traveling abroad. (Names and/or sexes have been changed to protect the innocent. Any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.)

  1. Running for the Metro. If it’s raining outside, you probably shouldn’t run to make your train. You may fall and do the splits in front of everyone making you the center of attention.
  2. Uber Option. If you miss your train, it might not be good to contact Uber for a ride. Spending a few more minutes looking at the bus routes will save you $55.
  3. Button Up! Let’s say you’re going through a security point and the guard asks you to raise your arms above your head. First, make sure your shirt is completely buttoned otherwise the guard might get more than he bargained for.
  4. Leave Stuff Behind. Once there was this person who was a wee bit forgetful. We’ll call her…ehh, him…”Cali” (yah, Cali). He left his phone on a bench in Rouen and almost left their phone after getting money from an ATM in Paris. “Helium” happened to forget her coat in London. What does this teach you? Be mindful of your surroundings!
  5. Throwing Shit. This is a definite no-no. For instance, if you’re on the Metro you should probably keep your phone securely in your hand because one turn around a corner at top speeds might make your phone leap out of your hand and hit someone else’s leg. Don’t throw shit.
  6. Hurling in Public. Yes, this is a definite no-no. If in public, find someplace in private. But if you are in your hotel’s elevator try and keep it in. But if you can’t, aim for the corner. This will avoid hitting people’s feet.
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  8. Pretend to Pickpocket. Do not pretend to pickpocket someone, especially the person who plans to give you your final grade on the study abroad program. It may be funny at the time but trust me…teachers don’t forget. They get even. 😉
  9. Know the Language. If you’re in France, don’t call Domino’s Pizza and speak Spanish; the poor worker might get confused. Or happen to thank someone in Italian especially when you’re in France. Remember where you’re at and you’ll go far.
  10. Bird Issues. If a bird lands on your head, just go with it. It’s a sign of respect and good luck in many cultures. And you don’t want to make any cultural faux pas, do you?
  11. Cultural Expressions. Saying “I’m so corny I love myself” might be misconstrued in different cultures if they don’t get the metaphor. If you’re not careful they may give you some corn to marry. Best stick to common phrases like please, thank you, one more beer, and where’s the bathroom.

There are probably others I’ve missed but I think these will do for now. And if I missed something, please feel free to add them below. I’m sure everyone will want to improve their traveling experience.

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